he-wants-the-doitsu:

When ur like trying to cross the border to fight some powerful enemy or some shit and theres like this box in the middle of the forest

And then it turns out to be some fairy or something????

But its actually just some dude or whatever

 ut he’s your enemy so you just

But like years later through forming an allience with him and getting to know him you slowly realize through a misunderstanding that you love him more than a friend 

snowwanderer:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia we offer them beer